previously crestadaired/ crestaclaus.
i need to change my theme.
re-reading the fault in our stars.
wish list: "it's kind of a funny story"
in need of a more updated tags page
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
it's a bird!
it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
it's a metaphor